I will cry to the moon tonight, and hopefully succeed in becoming a wear wolf...
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Current Position
I recently accepted a job opportunity, and thus far, have enjoyed my days. I was informed that I was basically filling a position from some girl named Emily, who left after 3 years. No problem, I'm sure I can do the work, and fill her shoes just fine. During my first two weeks, I've heard about this "Emily" numerous times, maybe even beyond numerous. She receives rave reviews from everyone, and some people don't even call me by my name, rather "Emily 2." No problem, I get it, I'm not Emily yet you wish I was. So I decide to look her up on facebook, the normal creep thing to do. Well, come to see, she's gorgeous. I have to fill a gorgeous girl's position. I am basically already hated because I'm not a good looking girl. There's really only one way to win the hearts of my co-workers, and unfortunately, I don't know how that is. Although I will have to use my astonishing personality to my advantage, which can either be a bad or good thing.
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That is a tough break...I'd equivocate that to Aaron Rodgers trying to replace Brett Favre. Sure, Aaron has great hair and manly facial hair, but to try to replace the aura of the wrangler man himself is near impossible. Yet, I think you may be able to make people forget about Emily. Don't forget that your Greg Bush. Greg Motherfucking Bush. So wear tighter pants and white socks with dress shoes and I think you'll start making your own imprint on the culture at (input name of company).
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