Flash Mob

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100325/ap_on_re_us/us_philly_teen_mobs

This appears to be a new thing. Using social media, teenagers organize huge masses of people to destroy. It appears to be an act committed in order to live a more eventful, dangerous life. I have done my share of damage as a teenager, but with organizing "clans," it's just a modern form of online gangs. My opinion, great use of the social media. Kids have adapted to modern day crime fighting, and realized that you can no longer just organize over time on a block, as people will call the cops. Pre-organizing via online media, then everyone at once reaches the spot is genious.

My proposition, organzing a flash mob in circus format. That's right, everyone either dress as a clown, bring your stilts, unicycles, juggling clothes, pins, balls, or even a lion or two. We all meet at one spot, preferably by a large monument, or a highway around rush hour, and we just clown around. Now that's good ole non-violent fun children.

Current Position

I recently accepted a job opportunity, and thus far, have enjoyed my days. I was informed that I was basically filling a position from some girl named Emily, who left after 3 years. No problem, I'm sure I can do the work, and fill her shoes just fine. During my first two weeks, I've heard about this "Emily" numerous times, maybe even beyond numerous. She receives rave reviews from everyone, and some people don't even call me by my name, rather "Emily 2." No problem, I get it, I'm not Emily yet you wish I was. So I decide to look her up on facebook, the normal creep thing to do. Well, come to see, she's gorgeous. I have to fill a gorgeous girl's position. I am basically already hated because I'm not a good looking girl. There's really only one way to win the hearts of my co-workers, and unfortunately, I don't know how that is. Although I will have to use my astonishing personality to my advantage, which can either be a bad or good thing.

I will cry to the moon tonight, and hopefully succeed in becoming a wear wolf...

Girls

Somebody find me these girls... I'm ready for a long term relationship with one of these females who hunts fish using a bow... AWESOME!

http://thechive.com/2010/03/22/instant-karma-woman-bow-hunting-carp-gets-jaw-broken-by-fish-9-photos/

News from the "Int"

Someone explain the reasons for this...

http://blog.cleveland.com/metro/2010/03/mentors_katie_spotz_nears_the.html

First off, if you want excitement, as well as real physical endurance, run a marathon. That being said, I feel that this article has a direct correlation with Lost viewers. Everyone, including myself, is anxiously waiting to see what happens in the season finale. I, like Katie Spotz, feel the only way to truly understand the island, is to find it, and populate it for a period of time. Is John Locke really the ghost? Is Jacob actually dead, or is he pretending to be Locke? Does Kate really want to bang Sawyer? Theres one reason why the show makes no sense. Kate goes after a crook, rather than dating a doctor? Give me a god damn break.

Being the jew I am, I question many things, and virtually trust no one. The fact that Katie made it across the entire Atlantic in the little banana boat, makes me question whether she really did all the work herself. It seems too convenient to have a U.S. Coast Guard boat following her. I'm sure she jumped on board, a gave a few blowjobs to expedite the process of reaching the other side. And here's another issue I have. Do our taxes pay for Coast Guard salaries/food/etc? Cause if it does, I want a bigger refund.

~Over